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not so much text, but here's my twitter, where I spam (heh) about daily happenings.

"the way you look at me is making me rock hard"
medusa’s husband talking dirty (via dutchster)

posted 2 weeks ago with 3,086 notes

raininq:

i follow back :)

drank the most in my entire life last night and no hangover in the morning!

BAM. too god, too good.

posted 1 month ago with 0 notes

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS